So meet my youngest son Parker. This kid is hilarious. I’m still trying to figure out where he came from –bottom of the gene pool maybe. He definitely keeps our family laughing. I could probably write a book about him and the things he says. On my blog I will be sharing some of the outrageous, funny things he says. I’m not sure where he comes up with everything, but I’m pretty sure having four older brothers plays a part in it.
Parker LOVES to play matchmaker! He is in second grade and ever since Kindergarten he has been working on becoming a “professional matchmaker” as he calls it. He has been been trying to get his best friend Sam and a girl named Sloan together for two years now. He has tried to teach Sam the “things he should be doing” to get Sloan to like him. He has given him advice about lighting candles for a romantic dinner to batting your eyes at a girl. Parker told Sam one day; “Sam, you have so much to learn.” Parker refers to all girls as “the ladies” and he tells me all the time that he “loves to make the ladies laugh.” Parker is completely honest and isn’t afraid to tell it like it is. One day while at Sam’s house he said to Sam’s dad, “Vern, you have a gi-normous tummy.” If you ever want to know the truth about something, just ask Parker.
I hope “Parker Bites” will bring a little laughter into your day and put a smile on your face.