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Uninhibited Parker . . .

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July 12, 2012 by Jodi + 2 Comments

It’s been a really long time since I have posted a Parker Bite.  It’s not that the kid isn’t still funny, I’ve just been a slacker.  I think this one should make up for lost time.

My boys all had an amazing Kindergarten teacher.  When she was my second oldest son’s teacher, we ran into each other at the gym one day.  That was 11 years ago and we have been running and working out together ever since. She has become one of my dearest friends.  She has loved all my boys and they have absolutely adored her.

The other night she stopped by my house to pick something up.  I wasn’t home but called my boys and told them she was coming.  When she pulled in my driveway Braydon and Parker were in the front yard.  Parker ran into the house to grab what she had come for, came back out and handed it to her and they started talking.  Their conversation went something like this:

Vicki: Hey Parker how are you?

Parker: Good.

Vicki: Have you seen Sam much this summer?

Parker: No, we’ve only played once.

Vicki: Really?  So what have you been up?

Parker: I was just taking a dump.

Yep, you read that right, Parker told his Kindergarten teacher he had just taken a dump (sorry folks, that’s what it’s called in a house of five boys).  She said she laughed the whole way home.  When she told me the next morning at the gym, I couldn’t stop laughing either.  I still laugh when I think about it.

Like I’ve said before, Parker says it like it is . . . . he is completely, and totally 100% uninhibited.

You gotta love this kid!

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  1. cscturulo says

    July 29, 2012 at 3:25 am

    Too dang funny!

    Reply
  2. Tasha says

    September 30, 2012 at 11:00 pm

    That’s too funny! That kid cracks me up.

    Reply

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